Everything I love gets taken away. That’s a little dramatic.
I fucking love TV. I spent 4 years of my undergraduate career becoming an expert on television.
While I don’t know who Max Weber is or what type of government they have in Lesotho (monarchy?), I do understand the life cycle of a TV show. They start out a little bland or a little over the top, but as time goes on the show inevitably balances out. Characters get crazier, jokes start landing better, the loveable neat freak from season one develops a hilarious case of OCD. The first season of several of shows that went on to become hugely successful are often forgettable (Friends, Sex and the City, Seinfeld, Parks and Recreation).
As every avid TV watcher knows, there is nothing as depressing as a favorite show being cancelled.
And a whole host of my personal favorite TV shows have been cancelled before getting a chance to hit their stride, for example, Perfect Couples. This show got only six episodes in spite of the fact that it is objectively hilarious. It had everything: garbage, bromances, adults that act like children, yelling, and flashbacks. It did not have a “will-they, won’t they” dynamic but it had Olivia Munn and 30 drama-free minutes of jokes.
Another example, Happy Endings, made it a lot further than Perfect Couples, but it was similarly shortchanged. This FLAWLESS show featured some funny couples, a black guy, and it was demonstrably EVERYTHING.
Am I bitter? Yes, I loved these shows more than I love most things but that isn’t why I am so upset. Tons of shows I like are cancelled every year precisely because I watch so much TV. I watched Terra Nova, Hell Cats, Whitney, Are you There God It’s Me Chelsea, Go On, Animal Practice, Sons of Tucson, Til Death, Alan Gregory, and a boat-load of other shows that I am leaving out because they were either super forgettable or just downright bad.
I understand when these shows get cancelled and I just move on to Netflix until the next batch of new shows comes out. What really chaps my ass is when decent/good shows get cut. This happens all too often because people don’t have the patience to wait for an okay show to get better. How to Make it In America? Good ass show. Is Eastbound and Down still on? I don’t know but I bet it’s not because people have no patience.
You would think we would have learned our lesson after wagyu-beef-grade shows like Freaks and Geeks, Arrested development, and Veronica Mars were ripped from our loving televisions. Thanks in part to Netflix and the internet the latter two were resurrected, perhaps briefly or mediocre-ly, but never the less they gave us another taste of the good stuff.
Happy Endings will not get the same resurrection that Yahoo is giving Community or Netflix gave Arrested Development and for that I blame the masses(you people). Can we not learn from our past? Think of the children?! Or on a less dramatic level, think about how I get overly attached to TV shows and how you not giving a gang of garbage misfits a chance is genuinely hurting my feelings.
My fear is that this TRAVESTY will happen again and again, maybe even in the very near future. Any examples? Well absolutely, I would love to tell you about it.
A personal favorite show of mine is Impractical Jokers. To say I watch it religiously would be misleading (Lord knows I have not been to church since the PlayStation 2 came out. Sorry Lord). The titular Jokers have ventured out to create a new improv show: Jokers Wild. It is pretty solid. It’s got everything I want: garbage, bromances, adults that act like children, yelling, and flashbacks. Overall, not bad. Is it Impractical Jokers? No, but my assumption is that it wasn’t intended to be, hence the different name and time slot. However, twitter has already turned on the show. Two episodes in and the feedback would have you thinking that the show featured the four men bat-winging the audience for half an hour (side note: someone get this idea to the people at TruTV).
It is unreasonable to ask people to watch a show that they don’t like just to ensure that it doesn’t get ripped from the airwaves before it has had time to blossom ( maybe, but I’d do it for you guys). It is not, however, too much to ask people to reserve their bile spitting diatribes until a show has hit its second season stride.
In short, what I am saying is don’t be a LITERAL bag of dicks and reserve your judgment on TV shows for a couple minutes. It’s very important to some of us.
Me. It’s very important to me.